Town Mermaid Gets Bigger Breasts
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Officials from the sleepy Baltic coast town of Ustka raised eyebrows this week, suggesting the mermaid on their town shield should have a larger bust and tighter waist to better attract tourists.
The mermaid's un-comely shape came up during discussions on a marketing campaign for the town. One woman councillor joked that the mermaid's chest was too small and her waist a bit wide. The comments leaked to local press and from there to the national papers. A quick look at the town's website at http://www.ustka.pl/ustka.html?section=40 does indeed reveal flat button-nipples.
"We are considering changing the mermaid's looks to make her breasts bigger and waist a hit leaner," a town spokesman told press on Monday. "She will become more attractive and Ustka will gain publicity."
STEVEN MULLER